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Craig Heyward

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Football Player

The Resume

    (September 26, 1966-May 27, 2006)
    Born in Passaic, New Jersey
    Fullback for the New Orleans Saints (1988-92), Chicago Bears (1993), Atlanta Falcons (1994-96), St. Louis Rams (1997) and the Indianapolis Colts (1998)
    Drafted 24th overall by the New Orleans Saints in the 1988 NFL Draft

Why he might be annoying:

    His nickname was 'Ironhead.'
    There are many conflicting stories on how he received the nickname.
    Most casual and non-football fans remember him for his endorsement commercials for Zest Body Wash.
    He became a nomad after he left the Saints.
    He made himself eligible for the NFL Draft after his junior year of college.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He earned All-America honors while attending the University of Pittsburgh (1987).
    His large stature made him one of the NFL's most dominating fullbacks during the early 1990's.
    He was forced to retire from football after it was revealed he had a brain tumor, which was pressing on his optic nerves.
    All three of his sons carried on his legacy and became football players.
    His commercials for Zest made the use of body washes and Luffas a staple in many household showers.

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 26 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 40 Votes: 32.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 38.89% Annoying