The Resume

(January 31, 1984- )
Tight end, San Francisco 49ers (2006- )
2005 All-American at the University of Maryland

Why he might be annoying:

He sobbed on national television when the 49ers selected him.
Before playing a single down, he became the highest paid tight end in NFL history.
Within a month of beginning his career, he sustained a hairline fracture to his fibula.
His nickname is 'Duke,' which considering the rivalry in basketball, wasn't very popular at the University of Maryland.

Why he might not be annoying:

According to Mel Kiper, Jr. he is the highest rated, most physically gifted tight end ever.
Scouts ranked him as one of the best prospect in the 2006 draft.
He become the second tight end (joining Kellen Winslow, Jr.) to be drafted as high as #6 (2006).
He bench presses almost 500 pounds, squats nearly 700, and has a 42-inch vertical.
Ralph Friedgen and 49ers teammates say he has an incredible work ethic.
In the combine, he ran a 4.38 40, which is faster than most wide receivers.
His first NFL catch was a 31-yard touchdown pass.
His offensive coordinator is Norv Turner, who is known for getting tight ends involved in the game.

Credit: Larry Biz

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

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• Dancing with the Stars [Complete] (Ranked: 29)
• Dancing With the Stars 29 [2020] (Ranked: 11)
• Diseased Initials
• ESPN the Magazine's The Body Issue [Athletes] (Ranked: 2013)
• Famous Dukes
• Football Players
• I Attended University of Maryland
• Jimmy Kimmel Live's Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
• Larry Biz's Profiles
• My Name is Davis
• NFL Families (Ranked: 35)
• Profiles 19001-19250 (Ranked: 19093)
• San Francisco 49ers
• The League - Guest Stars

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 17 Votes: 76.47% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 51 Votes: 72.55% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 45 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 71 Votes: 71.83% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 33 Votes: 48.48% Annoying