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Colton Underwood

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Football Player

The Resume

    (January 26, 1992- )
    Born in Indianapolis, Indiana
    Linebacker
    Signed by the San Diego Chargers as an undrafted free agent (2014); was later waived
    Contestant on Becca Kufrin's season of 'The Bachelorette' (2018)
    Appeared as a contestant on Season 5 of 'Bachelor in Paradise' (2018)
    Selected as the Suitor for the 23rd season of ABC's The Bachelor (2019)

Why he might be annoying:

    No, he's not related to Carrie...
    He admitted to not wearing underwear (or even socks).
    He had multiple unsuccessful offseason trials with the NFL.
    He had a stint with the Philadelphia Eagles’ practice squad before being released and making a (brief) return to the Chargers.
    Much of the conversation surrounding his time as the Bachelor has been about his being an (alleged) virgin.
    The reaction to his Bachelor announcement was mixed, as many fans had expressed preferences for either Blake Horstmann or Jason Tartick on social media.
    His introduction to the contestants on night one was full of sexually-charged 'virgin' innuendo jokes, leading many to complain that if the gender roles were reversed the men would never have gotten away with it.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He sponsored a rescue dog.
    He was named after his home football team, the Colts.
    He briefly dated Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman
    He played college football for the Illinois State Redbirds.
    He was capable of playing defense and offense, shifting from Linebacker to Tight End during his brief time with the NFL.
    He founded the Colton Underwood Legacy Foundation to raise money for cystic fibrosis research and medical equipment.
    He personally recommended Jason Tartick for the Bachelor slot over himself to execs.
    He comes off as a friendly dude who is genuinely proud of who he is.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 27 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying