The Resume

(April 12, 1980- )
Guitarist/Pianist of Westlife
Recorded 'Uptown Girl,' 'What Makes A Man,' 'My Love,' 'Against All Odds,' 'Fool Again,' 'I Have A Dream/Seasons In The Sun,' 'Flying Without Wings,' 'If I Let You Go' and 'Swear It Again'
Six Smash Hits Poll Wins (2000)

Why he might be annoying:

Bryan feuded with the Spice Girls saying their music sounds all the same.
Bryan tried to keep secret that he was married to Atomic Kitten singer, Kerry Katona.
He is rather lazy and was usually tardy at school.
Recognizing his forgetfulness, he nicknamed himself 'Forgetful Spice.'
He sleeps in the nude.
He is addicted to his cell phone, with a monthly bill of about £3,000.
Westlife had to remaster their 'Against All Odds' video with Mariah Carey because he fixated his stare on her boobs.
He bites his finger nails.
He has the chinese symbols for 'love' and 'truth' and a peace symbol tattooed on his back.
He left the band to spend time with his family, just 3 weeks before the band was supposed to go on tour (March 9, 2004).
He signs autographs as Brian instead of Bryan because it is easier to sign.
He left his wife for Australian vocalist Delta Goodrem.

Why he might not be annoying:

As a kid, he was bullied because he was fat.
He likes to wear his South Park socks.
He once sent his girlfriend's mother flowers thanking her for giving birth to his girlfriend.
He worked at BINGO and as a security guard at McDonald's before becoming famous.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Australian Idol 9's Celebrities [2009]
• Boy Bands
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2004] (Ranked: 96)
• Epson's Top 10 Celebrity Dads [2003]
• Hello's 12 Most Attractive Men [2003] (Ranked: 7)
• Irish Rockers
• Look at Me, I'm Making a Funny Face
• Look at Me, I'm Sucking My Finger
• Look at My Tongue
• Lycos' Top 10 Mc Searches [August 2001] (Ranked: 5)
• Nail Biters
• Profiles 2501-2750 (Ranked: 2511)
• Sung on 'Tears in Heaven' for Tsunami Relief
• Tsunami Relief Concert at Millennium Stadium in Cardiff [January 2005]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 46 Votes: 78.26% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 30 Votes: 86.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 597 Votes: 68.17% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 1263 Votes: 75.14% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 282 Votes: 75.18% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 158 Votes: 77.85% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 214 Votes: 71.50% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 733 Votes: 59.62% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 874 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 840 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2499 Votes: 78.91% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 920 Votes: 75.22% Annoying