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Troy 'Troyzan' Robertson

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    Based in Miami
    Swimsuit photographer
    Fifth juror on Survivor One World

Why he might be annoying:

    ‘I believe 100 percent that Survivor was created for me. I’ve been waiting ten years and nothing will stop me.’
    There’s already one contestant nicknamed Tarzan (although his own nickname is a hybrid).
    In a Manono vs. Salani challenge where two contestants faced off to memorize a series of items then recreate the series in the same order, he pulled down the hiding curtain as soon as Jeff pulled it up.
    He and Kat failed to match the series of eight items six times, then Kat finally beat him on the seventh try.
    He let out a massive belch while alluding to a ‘dried skunk.’
    He played the hidden immunity idol – kept in the leg of his pants – at the Tribal Council where Jay was eliminated with five votes to his two.
    He failed to solidify a game-changing alliance with Leif, Tarzan, Alicia, and Christina as Kim, Chelsea, Kat, and Sabrina were in control of the game.
    His elimination left crazy Tarzan as the only man remaining in ‘One World.’

Why he might not be annoying:

    He doesn’t consider himself to be like any Survivor.
    But he came by his ‘jungle boy’ nickname honestly, working with monkeys for some 20 years.
    As a swimsuit photographer, he has taken photos of Bar Refaeli and Kate Upton.
    His works have been published in Sports Illustrated's famous swimsuit issues.
    His pulling down the hiding curtain a split second after Jeff hoisted it up prompted a funny ‘What [the fuck]?’ from Jeff.
    While everyone else in the Tikiano was snoring away, he found the hidden immunity idol alluded to in the clue at the beer-and-pizza reward (‘the early bird gets the idol and the power’).
    He served as ‘Troyzan Probst’ at the second do-it-yourself reward challenge (on which his own final immunity challenge was based).
    Unlike Jay, he did not assume he was solid with the female alliance after Mike was blindsided and he saw Kim and Alicia together.
    At the Survivor auction – for which he read the clue – he correctly predicted that an immunity advantage would come up. Despite a battle with Christina, he scored it for $420 — allowing him to skip the first round.
    For the first time in Survivor history, the first five jurors were of a single gender.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 25 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 29 Votes: 72.41% Annoying