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Mary Carey

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Adult Actress

The Resume

    (June 15, 1980- )
    Birth name is Mary Ellen Cook
    36DD-24-36
    Starred in 'Busty Dildo Lovers #4 (2003),' 'New Wave Hookers 7 (2003),' 'Asses In the Air 4 (2002),' 'Grand Opening (2002)' and 'Big Blowout (2002)'
    Stars on Playboy's 'Totally Busted'

Why she might be annoying:

    On the Howard Stern Show, she allowed K.C. Armstrong to flush a toilet multiple times with her head in it. She came back on another occasion and was flushed again.
    She is one of the goofy candidates on the ballot of the 2003 California Governor recall. Her biggest campaign points are to tax breast implants, legalize gay marriage and make lap dances tax deductible.
    She is very top heavy.
    She appears on the hidden camera show 'Totally Busted.'
    She is an alcoholic.
    She is being sued by Mariah Carey for trademark name infringement.
    She is extremely talkative.
    Her speaking voice usually sounds very hoarse, as if she has been screaming a lot.
    In the documentary 'Inside Deep Throat' (2005), when asked if she knew who Linda Lovelace was, she replied, 'Isn't she the one who just died?'
    On 'Celebrity Rehab,' she engaged in a wet T-shirt contest that prompted fellow cast member Daniel Baldwin to leave the show immediately.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She believes that breast implants should be taxed.
    She is for gun control and would like to see an exchange of guns for porno movies.
    Her mother is mentally slow.
    She has an infectious laugh.
    On 'Totally Busted,' she will go up to men and rub their genitals and allow them to rub her breasts.
    She did naked jumping jacks on JJ1.com.
    Her mom attempted suicide (September 13, 2006)
    Appeared on 'Celebrity Rehab' to seek treatment for her alcohol dependency.
    She has been trying for years to get out of the porn business, including changing her name back to Mary Ellen Cooke.
    She was very serious about ballet dancing before entering the porn business, and rekindled that love on 'Celebrity Rehab.'

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 38 Votes: 21.05% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 72 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 26 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 362 Votes: 83.70% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 105 Votes: 87.62% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 40 Votes: 52.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 99 Votes: 37.37% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 61 Votes: 49.18% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 67 Votes: 53.73% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 91 Votes: 50.55% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 177 Votes: 48.59% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 201 Votes: 74.63% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 302 Votes: 70.53% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 235 Votes: 50.21% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 518 Votes: 51.93% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 2196 Votes: 41.26% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1277 Votes: 52.08% Annoying