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Matt Gould (Joe Schmo)

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (1976- )
    Pizza delivery guy
    Star of 'The Joe Schmo Show'
    The only unknowing person on a fixed 'Survivor'/'Big Brother' style reality show
    Thought he was playing for $100,000 on 'The Lap of Luxury'

Why he might be annoying:

    He dropped out of law school.
    He is in his late twenties and delivers pizza.
    He lives at home with his parents.
    He rationalized that Gina voted against him, since she could not vote for herself.
    When 'Earl the Veteran' was voted out, he broke down sobbing on the staircase.
    He sent female cast member, 'Dr. Pat,' to the hospital during a reward challenge.
    He was constantly making flirtatious passes at the female cast members.
    He thinks he is smarter than what he really is.
    He couldn't lick chocolate off a stripper's naked body, and got sick instead.
    When it was revealed that he won all the prizes, he broke down crying again.
    He said he was going to give the money to his mom to help him invest it.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He refused to eat 'dog feces' and demanded to speak to a producer.
    He is a nice guy, encouraging all the people he competed with.
    He insisted that Dr. Pat should take the trip he won because he felt guilty about injuring her during a sumo wrestling match.
    He persistently protected the weaker cast members from the verbal and physical abuse of 'Hutch the Asshole.'
    'Kip the Gay Guy' called him his 'knight in shining armor.'
    When his cast mates competed against him, he still cheered them on and encouraged them.
    He tried desperately to keep all of his promises.
    When Hutch 'won,' he was gracious and at least outwardly appeared happy for him.
    When the whole con was revealed he was a good sport about it and thanked everyone.
    All the cast members agreed that he was a remarkable person and one of the nicest people they had ever known.
    Credit: Bart McQueary
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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 69 Votes: 49.28% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 32 Votes: 53.12% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 39 Votes: 74.36% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 70 Votes: 62.86% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 156 Votes: 55.13% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 251 Votes: 67.73% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 356 Votes: 65.45% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 312 Votes: 56.73% Annoying