The Resume

(March 4, 1999- )
Born in Westminster, London, United Kingdom
Son of David and Victoria Beckham
Played soccer for Arsenal

Why he might be annoying:

He was named after the city where he was conceived.
He was born out of wedlock.
He looks like a cross between One Direction members Louis and Niall.
Elizabeth Hurley is his godmother.
At 15, he started dabbling in high-fashion modeling.
He reportedly turned down playing for Manchester United where his dad established himself.

Why he might not be annoying:

His parents eventually married.
He is the eldest of four children.
He is a doting brother to his little sis Harper.
He dated Chloe Moretz.
At least his godfather is Elton John.
He takes after his dad in the looks department.
His mom is a MILF.

Credit: battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 12]
• City Namesakes
• Dental Braces
• Jack Magic’s Bitch of the Day
• Look at Me, I'm Smooching
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Tux
• My Name is H20
• OK! Magazine's Top 10 Celebrity Baby Names [Parents] (Ranked: 8)
• Pig Names
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 36251-36500 (Ranked: 36364)
• Sons of Celebrities

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 40 Votes: 35.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 40 Votes: 62.50% Annoying