The Resume

(January 27, 1956- )
Birth name is Miriam Spickler
38D-26-36
Starred in 'Shooting Elizabeth,' 'Deadlock,' 'The Rapture,' 'The Doors,' 'Desperate Hours,' 'The Beast' and 'Austin Powers'

Why she might be annoying:

She was a Scientologist.
She smokes.
She divorced three times.
She married Tom Cruise.
She sued the National Enquirer and QVC for $10 million concerning her hysterical thrashing of the QVC green room.
The judge threw it out because she could not prove the story to be false (1999).
She gave birth to her son when she was in her forties.
She had two children out of wedlock.
She married her third husband, Chris, after living with him for 13 years, her reason was so he would be part of her SAG health insurance (2003).
She has a circular tattoo on her upper left arm.

Why she might not be annoying:

She graduated high school at 14 years old.
She posed nude in Playboy pictorial (March 1993).
She ranked #10 in Celebrity Sleuth 25 Sexiest Women of 1993.
She ranked #2 in Celebrity Sleuth 25 Sexiest Women of 1997.
At 48, she did full frontal nudity in a movie.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Least Annoying 401-500 (Ranked: 414)
• 2008 Most Annoying 301-400 (Ranked: 353)
• 2011 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 24)
• Austin Powers [Series]
• Born on Holocaust Remembrance Day [January 27] (Ranked: 1956)
• Celebrity Poker Showdown [2003-04]
• Celebrity Sleuth's 25 Sexiest [1993] (Ranked: 10)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 25 Sexiest [1997] (Ranked: 2)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 50 Best Boobs [Second Set] (Ranked: 3)
• I am a Scientologist
• I Became a Mom in 2001
• I Had Corrective Eye Laser Surgery
• I Married an Allegedly Gay Man
• I Married in 1987
• I Married in 2003
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Posed For Elton John's AIDS Foundation 4 Inches
• I Probably Banged Tom Cruise
• Kirsten Dunst Portrayed My Daughter
• Look at Me, I'm on the Red Carpet
• Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time [2003] (Ranked: 2)
• Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time [2009] (Ranked: 16)
• Posed For Playboy
• Profiles 1251-1500 (Ranked: 1392)
• Recurring Lifetime Movie Actresses
• Ridley Scott Films
• Sued the Tabloids
• Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes [2004] (Ranked: 2)
• X-Files

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 54 Votes: 46.30% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 33 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 157 Votes: 50.32% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 65 Votes: 56.92% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 70 Votes: 58.57% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 101 Votes: 35.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 592 Votes: 52.20% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 2589 Votes: 39.13% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 303 Votes: 42.90% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 594 Votes: 36.03% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 673 Votes: 31.65% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 560 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 780 Votes: 39.87% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1291 Votes: 44.23% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 538 Votes: 50.93% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1073 Votes: 65.61% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 4637 Votes: 74.85% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 4946 Votes: 58.75% Annoying