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Justin Jedlica

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The Resume

    (August 11, 1980- )
    Born in New York City, New York
    Known as 'the human Ken doll'
    Has had over 110 cosmetic procedures
    Has spent over $100,000 on plastic surgery

Why he might be annoying:

    He said, 'I was hooked the first time I went under the knife.'
    He has 30 plastic surgeons on speed dial.
    He has botox four times a year to prevent wrinkles.
    He makes claims like, 'I'm using surgery to create art.'
    He refuses to work out ('It's so repetitive') so instead he had implants put in his pecs, biceps, triceps and shoulders to give him the appearance of muscles.
    He has had doctors warn him that the amount of silicon squishing about in his body is a health hazard, but he plans on even more implants.
    He spent a hundred grand to get Ken's body, but has not sprung for the dye job to get Ken's blonde hair.
    For a mere $100,000, he transformed his appearance from 'cute teen with a slightly oversized nose' to 'alien that has almost but not quite mastered assuming human form.'
    He launched a career as a plastic surgery consultant, which makes about as much sense as Lindsay Lohan launching a career as a drug counselor.

Why he might not be annoying:

    As a teen, he was bullied over his looks and sexual orientation.
    Judging from pics of him in a Speedo, he has not (yet) emulated Ken by having his genitalia removed.
    He said, 'I do this because I want to stand out.' (Mission accomplished.)

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 29 Votes: 65.52% Annoying