The Resume

(November 18, 1962- )
Drafted by the Chicago Cubs in the 6th round (1984)
Pitched for the Chicago Cubs (1986-1988), Texas Rangers (1989-1990), St. Louis Cardinals (1991), Baltimore Orioles (1993-1995), Boston Red Sox (1996), Seattle Mariners (1996-2006), and Philadelphia Phillies (2006-2010) and Colorado Rockies (2012)
One All-Star Appearance (2003)

Why he might be annoying:

He spent one year in the Minor Leagues (1992).
He shares his name with a guest character from ‘Scrubs' who was played by Amy Smart.
He didn't get to play most of his playoff debut in the 1997 American League Divisional Series against the Orioles due to a sore knee following the 5th inning.
He gave up so many home runs which led him to his first losing season since 1994 (2004).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left-handed.
He graduated with a college degree from Indiana University.
He has done a lot of charity work.
He and his wife Karen formed a foundation to improve children's healthcare support.
He became the all-time winning Mariner pitcher after Randy Johnson (2005).
He became the oldest pitcher to win a Major League Baseball game at 49 years and 152 days old (April 17, 2012).

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Most Annoying 401-500 (Ranked: 481)
• Baltimore Orioles
• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• Branch Rickey Award Winners (Ranked: 2004)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [November] (Ranked: 11181962)
• Celebrity Philadelphia Phillie Fans
• Celebrity Seattle Seahawk Fans
• Chicago Cubs
• Colorado Rockies
• I am a Seattleite
• I am Left Handed - Male [H-P]
• I Attended Indiana University [Bloomington]
• I Pissed Off Peter Angelos
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 8)
• Look at My Balls
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 1]
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Profiles 18751-19000 (Ranked: 18786)
• Roberto Clemente Award Winners (Ranked: 2003)
• Seattle Mariners
• St. Louis Cardinals
• Starbucks ‘The Way I See It’ Quotations
• Texas Rangers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 88.24% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 70 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 144 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 149 Votes: 63.09% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 103 Votes: 71.84% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 520 Votes: 74.42% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 106 Votes: 76.42% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 57 Votes: 59.65% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 71 Votes: 43.66% Annoying