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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    She is a self-titled born-again Christian.
    She showed up for the audition wearing a short bristly wig.
    She gets easily excited, falling over when Tyra first greeted the contestants and spinning around and shouting when she made it into casting.
    Her chosen picture for the nearly-nude photo shoot was a rear shot (prompting Nigel to ask about her taste in fashion magazines).
    At one judging, she appeared in a leather jacket, silver swimsuit, and black runners, which guest judge Sean Patterson said wouldn’t get her past the reception at his agency (see photo).
    She got into very loud arguments with Anslee and Ren.
    She lied to school officials saying she was taking time off for family reasons when she was actually taking part in the 'Top Model' competition.
    She was 45 minutes late at the Go-See challenge (taking place in the cycle's international location <5380>New Zealand).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She took her wig off revealing a beautiful head of long hair.
    Jay Alexander put the wig on his head yielding hilarious results.
    She loves Naduah's unconventional look.
    She was the first competitor to achieve two consecutive best photos (the interpretive dance picture being captioned ‘This picture is as good as your outfit is bad’).
    She was given the $5000 diamond-encrusted ring at the high-rise window photo shoot involving Ross Matthews.

Credit: Batty & Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 61 Votes: 63.93% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 31 Votes: 74.19% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 67.74% Annoying