The Resume

(July 13, 100 BC-March 15, 44 BC)
Dictator of Rome (49 - 44 BC)
Conquered parts of France, Belgium, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany and Britain for the Roman Empire
Wrote 'Commentaries on the Gallic Wars' which details his military exploits

Why he might be annoying:

His lust for dictatorial power ended the Roman republic.
He tried to conceal his baldness by combing his thinning hair forward .
He wore a purple toga.
It's said he used tweezers to pluck his body hair.
His armies conquered millions of people.
He had a notorious fling with Cleopatra.
He bopped the wives of rival Roman politicians.
He did not beware the ides of March.
Although many believe the word Caeserean is attributed to him, but actually it is Latin for 'to cut.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He brought stability to a nation racked by corruption and infighting.
He was left handed.
George Clooney and Kevin Costner copied his hair style.
The month of July was named after him.
He was prone to epileptic fits.
He never lost a battle.
He was merciful to his defeated enemies.
He was assassinated by a group of back stabbing Roman senators (44 BC).
One of Shakespeare's most famous plays was based on his life.

Credit: JinnFiend

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Rome
• Ask Men's Top 10 Craziest Assassinations (Ranked: 7)
• Civilization [Video Game Series]
• Dante Saw Me in Hell (Ranked: 1)
• Dictator's Club
• Epic Rap Battles of History [Complete] (Ranked: 4)
• Epic Rap Battles of History [Season 4] (Ranked: 12)
• Fear of Cats - Aelurophobic
• Generals and Admirals
• Hook Noses
• Horseshoe Haircut
• I am Left Handed - Male [A-G]
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Got a Pet Cat or Twenty
• I Had A Caesar Cut
• I Have Epilepsy
• I Inspired a Hair Style
• I Portrayed Julius Caesar
• I Was Assassinated
• I was Murdered
• I was Stabbed
• JinnFiend's Profiles
• Laurence Olivier Portrayed Me
• Look at Me, I'm in the City
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Monty Python - Famous People Referenced in Season 2
• My Name is a Mixed Drink
• Names that are Dates
• People Claim, I Returned From the Grave
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 16)
• Profiles 4751-5000 (Ranked: 4776)
• Religion's 100 Most Influential People (Ranked: 67)
• Roman Emperors
• Satirized on Rocky and Bullwinkle
• Subjects of 'Drunk History'
• Supersized Egos
• U.K. Teenage Boys' Top 10 Heroes [Wagon Wheels - April 2002] (Ranked: 9)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 35 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 112 Votes: 52.68% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 93 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 102 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 97 Votes: 62.89% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 35 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 174 Votes: 49.43% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 164 Votes: 54.27% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 360 Votes: 65.83% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 35.29% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 56 Votes: 44.64% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 45 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 43 Votes: 44.19% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 129 Votes: 44.96% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 190 Votes: 45.79% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 333 Votes: 61.86% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 365 Votes: 44.66% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 735 Votes: 42.72% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 915 Votes: 47.54% Annoying