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Robert 'Bob' Crowley

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He is the first 'Survivor' ever to fashion his buff into a bow tie a la Bill Nye.
    He once worked as a skunk relocator.
    In his audition video, he introduced the school cafeteria ladies and thanked them for years of 'serving me crap;' the 'appreciation' was answered with a playful slap on the back of his head.
    His making two convincing but fake immunity idols (decorated with beads) left some viewers asking 'Is there a fucking Michael's store in Gabon?'
    He claimed he was a log-rolling champion, yet Sugar beat him.
    He was the recipient of gay male lawyer Charlie's final jury question of whether or not he enjoyed the cold night cuddling and spooning.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He fashioned the first very realistic-looking fake immunity idol using pieces of bone and wood plus some beads, he said he found around camp, followed by some tree resin to give the amulet a glossy finish.
    He tripwired his alliance-mate Randy in order to save himself by giving Randy the first fake immunity idol.
    He outlasted all but one of the remaining Final Ten contestants in an mentally and physically tiring challenge involving balancing one pole on each hand. (He eventually lost to Matty.)
    During his second exile, he went on a mini safari treating 'Survivor' viewers to a panoramic view of the open lush scenery.
    His buff-turned-bowtie made the statement 'you can take the physics teacher out of the classroom but you can't take the classroom out of the teacher.'
    Jeff Probst considered him the best-equipped player for the season.
    He had such good balance that he could climb (1) the rooftop of the Kota hut to work on repairs and (2) the tribal boulder to collect keys for a challenge — not bad for 57.
    He easily solved the sliding puzzle with the tribal mask, securing beer, pizza, brownies and a phone call (and later live visit) from his wife.
    By the end of Season 17 of 'Survivor,' he became the oldest contestant to win.
    He is an obvious expert in the lost art of tying a bow tie.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 27.78% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 47 Votes: 44.68% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 60 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 198 Votes: 35.86% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 138 Votes: 31.16% Annoying