The Resume

(January 30, 1977- )
Raised in Elk River, Minnesota
Forward for the Colorado Avalanche (1999-2006), St. Louis Blues (2006-09) and Modo Hockey (2009-10)

Why he might be annoying:

He is a military brat.
He doesn't like that media guides list his residences as Leesburg, Florida instead of Elk River, Minnesota.
He dropped out of West Point Military Academy to pursue a pro hockey career.
He recorded 162 penalty minutes in 23 games with MODO of the Swedish Elite League (2004-05).
He is injury prone.
He plays primarily on the checking lines.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is part Native American.
He is the third player in NHL history born in the state of Florida.
He was a member of the Avalanche's 2001 Stanley Cup championship team.
He was the first NHL player drafted out of West Point Military Academy.
He originally planned to be an FBI agent before pursuing a career in hockey.
He received his first pair of skates from a neighbor who picked them out of a dumpster.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Colorado Avalanche
• Gel Heads
• I Attended West Point
• I Married in 2008
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm Cold
• Look at Me, I'm in the City
• Look at My Cape
• Look at My Flag
• Military Brats
• Musical Names
• Profiles 19251-19500 (Ranked: 19463)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 05]
• St. Louis Blues

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 15.38% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 51 Votes: 37.25% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 45 Votes: 71.11% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 86 Votes: 60.47% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 101 Votes: 41.58% Annoying