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Albert Haynesworth

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Football Player

The Resume

    (June 17, 1981- )
    Defensive Tackle for the Tennessee Titans (2002-2008), Washington Redskins (2009-2010), New England Patriots (2011) and Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    15th overall pick in 2002 NFL Draft
    Suspended 5 games by the NFL for intentionally stomping on the head of Cowboys center Andre Gurode (October 2, 2006)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was suspended for 5 games for intentionally stomping on Cowboys' linemen Andre Gurode with his cleats twice. The stomp forced Gurode to have 30 stitches on his head.
    His suspension was the longest suspension for on-field conduct in NFL history.
    Sportscasters said he should have been arrested for that incident.
    He is a fat guy named Albert.
    He is injury prone.
    He has his own cologne.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is very tall (6'6) and uses his size to deflect passes.
    He started in college as a freshman at a national powerhouse school.
    He is a rare defensive tackle who can provide a pass rush as well as stop the run.
    Andre Gurode accepted Haynesworth's apology after the stomping incident.

Credit: Rocky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 31 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 78.26% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 95.45% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 114 Votes: 60.53% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 39 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 73 Votes: 78.08% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 83 Votes: 73.49% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 208 Votes: 70.19% Annoying