The Resume

(1958- )
Resides in Los Angeles, California
Ex-girlfriend of Jimmy Page
AKA Lori Mattix

Why she might be annoying:

She lost her virginity at thirteen.
She lost her virginity to David Bowie and his wife Angela.
Her nickname was Lori Lightning.
At 14 she had a relationship with 28 year old Jimmy Page.
She claimed that she was a virgin when she met Jimmy Page, but later retracted that statement.
Her best friend was Sable Starr, who was unofficially the #1 groupie.
She smokes.
She never amounted to much, working just low paying jobs.

Why she might not be annoying:

She was taken advantage of by her rock heroes when she was well under age.
She was locked in hotel rooms while the bands played their shows.
Page dumped his girlfriend Pamela, for her and Pamela considered Lori her 'enemy.'
Page dumped her for Bebe Buell.
She said Jimmy broke her heart, and that she stills loves him.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Groupies
• Profiles 14251-14500 (Ranked: 14457)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 105 Votes: 44.76% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 92 Votes: 45.65% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 98 Votes: 55.10% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 86.36% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 62 Votes: 64.52% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 99 Votes: 70.71% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 73.77% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 190 Votes: 73.16% Annoying