The Resume

(September 2, 1971- )
33D-22-33
Playboy's Miss May 1996
Appeared in 'The Renegade'
Her mother was also born on September 2

Why she might be annoying:

She is Lorenzo Lamas' fourth wife and they separated (October 2002).
Lorenzo left his third wife actress Kathleen Kinmont, to be with Shauna.
Her philosophy is 'I live each day like there's no tomorrow and try to think positive.'
She is thirteen years younger than her husband.
She posed for Playboy to break into acting (ever heard of acting lessons?).
Her breasts are suspiciously out of proportion to her body.

Why she might not be annoying:

She was a petite model for Elite.
She is educated with a B.A. in International Business Administration.
She posed nude despite her mother threatening to disown her if she did.
She loves her bull mastiff and considers her family, complete with three daughters, the top priority in her life.
She wants fans to e-mail her and has her e-mail address displayed on her Playboy profile.
She enjoys spreading Haagen-Dazs on her guy.

Credit: BattyX3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Associated Press' Top 10 Sex Tape Scandals [2009] (Ranked: 10)
• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 02]
• Caught on Tape
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9021971)
• Husband Thieves
• I Became a Mom in 1999
• I Became a Mom in 2001
• I Married in 1996
• Look at My Undies
• Mastiff Owners
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Older than Me
• Paris Hilton's Cell Phone Contact List
• Playboy Playmates
• Profiles 5751-6000 (Ranked: 5772)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 65 Votes: 35.38% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 29 Votes: 41.38% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 63 Votes: 49.21% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 32 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 27 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 34 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 119 Votes: 53.78% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 89 Votes: 58.43% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 280 Votes: 48.57% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 104 Votes: 48.08% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 277 Votes: 72.92% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 459 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 171 Votes: 59.06% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 397 Votes: 53.65% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 399 Votes: 50.63% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 746 Votes: 58.18% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1979 Votes: 37.04% Annoying