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The Resume

    (1963- )
    Full name is Cap'n Horatio Crunch
    Works for Quaker Oats (since 1963)
    Cover model for 'Quaker Oats Cap'n Crunch,' 'Cap'n Crunch's Ship Shake' and 'Cap'n Crunch's Instant Hot Cereal'
    Created by Jay Ward
    Voice provided by Daws Butler

Why he might be annoying:

    He was promoted to Admiral, got bored with the promotion, and requested a demotion.
    He is friends with a chunk of chocolate chip cookie dough named 'Chockle the Blob' (1982).
    He disappeared in 1985 and 1999.
    He is the enemy of pirate John LaFoote.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He showed up for the Focus: HOPE Walk '99 at Hamilton and Oakman Boulevard in Highland Park.
    Peanut Butter Captain Crunch supposedly can be eaten by vegans (but you should ask Smedley the Elephant first, if he's not already in the cereal).
    He sails the S.S. Guppy with his mate, Seadog.
    He has four kids aboard his ship Brunnhilde, Alfie, Dave and Carlyle.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 23 Votes: 21.74% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 314 Votes: 61.78% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 430 Votes: 62.09% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 118 Votes: 50.85% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 31.82% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 57 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 507 Votes: 35.31% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 43 Votes: 58.14% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 192 Votes: 48.44% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 172 Votes: 45.35% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 482 Votes: 47.10% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 312 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 697 Votes: 51.08% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 2073 Votes: 54.41% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 5451 Votes: 47.61% Annoying