The Resume

(January 14, 1979- )
Modeled for NARS, Chanel, Vidal Sasson, CK, Versace, Neiman Marcus, Victoria’s Secret, Saks, Louis Vuitton and Vogue
Appeared in White Stripes video, ‘Blue Orchid’
Married Jack White (June 1, 2005)

Why she might be annoying:

Early in her career, she shaved off her eyebrows and had her hair cut in a severe blunt cut; the look got her on the cover of Italian Vogue.
After that cover, she was billed as ‘Le Freak.’
She freely admits that she loves getting free clothes through her job.
She loves huge shopping sprees.
She has the usual childhood sob story that all models have: ’At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me where I am now, which is quite ironic.’
She is very pale.
She married Jack White on a canoe in the Amazon River.
Her marriage to Jack White is rumoured to be Jack White's reaction to Renée Zellweger's earlier wedding to Kenny Chesney.

Why she might not be annoying:

She moved to New York City right before turning 18.
She is one of Karl Lagerfeld's favorite models; Karl has her working for Chanel frequently.
She is best friends with models Erin O’Connor and Maggie Rizer.
Often, she visits thrift stores for cheap treasures.
She is a hearty eater who fancies roasts, bread, Mexican food and Italian food.
She finds it difficult to tell people that she is a model because she feels that modeling is not a highly regarded profession.
She was once named ‘Best Female Model of the Year’ at the VH-1 Fashion Awards in 2001.
She is an aspiring singer.

Credit: Battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 04]
• Calvin Klein Models
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1141979)
• Chanel Models
• Escada Models
• I am from Manchester
• I Became a Mom in 2006
• I Married a Rock Star
• I Married in 2005
• I Probably Banged Jack White
• Look at Me, I'm Holding My Breasts
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Louis Vuitton Models
• No Bra Necessary
• Pale Faces
• Prada Models
• Profiles 14751-15000 (Ranked: 14842)
• Redheads - Female [A-L]
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Tatler's Best Dressed List [2006]
• USA Today Pop Candy's 100 People of the Year [2010] (Ranked: 93)
• Versace Models
• Victoria's Secret Models
• Yves Saint Laurent Models

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 76 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 23 Votes: 86.96% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 67 Votes: 35.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 28 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 71 Votes: 43.66% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 60 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 137 Votes: 64.23% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 141 Votes: 69.50% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 127 Votes: 61.42% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 131 Votes: 58.78% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 229 Votes: 56.77% Annoying