The Resume

(April 17, 1943- )
Bassist for Mothers of Invention
Founder of Little Feat
Appears on Albums by Captain Beefhart, The GTOS and Leo Kottke
Pleaded guilty to sexual abuse of a female family member below the age of fourteen (2012).
Sentenced to life in prison with no possibility for parole

Why he might be annoying:

He left Little Feat after their second record.
After he left Little Feat, he moved to Colorado and stopped doing music professionally.
He lived in obscurity as a truck driver since the 70's.

Why he might not be annoying:

He came back for a Mothers Reunion in 2000.
Many locals say he's an awesome guy and great musician.
The reason he left was to raise a child.

Credit: Long Tall Sally

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alleged Kid Lovers
• Bassists
• Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do
• I Made a Perverted Ass Out of Myself
• I Performed with Frank Zappa
• Long Tall Sally/Misty Anne's Profiles
• Look at Me, I'm Giving the Finger
• Look at Me, I'm Pickin' and Grinin'
• On Trial 2012
• Profiles 10251-10500 (Ranked: 10408)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 26 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 75 Votes: 70.67% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 123 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 179 Votes: 62.01% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 233 Votes: 56.65% Annoying