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Commandment 1: Heeelloooo! I'm God!

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The Resume

    Born in Mount Sinai, Egypt
    #1 of the Ten Commandments
    I am thy Lord God who brought you out of the land of Egypt, from the house of slavery

Why Commandment 1: Heeelloooo! I'm God! might be annoying:

    Protestants do not accept this as a commandment but rather an intro to the commandments.
    Come to think of it what does it command you do?
    Who died and made you my lord?
    Hey God, ever hear of humility.
    It sets up the monolithic view of a single god.
    It attacks the beliefs of Agnosticism, Atheism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Humanism, Native American tradition, Sikhism and Wicca.
    It conflicts with the first amendment, the rights for all religious belief.

Why Commandment 1: Heeelloooo! I'm God! might not be annoying:

    It allows belief in an almighty power.
    It gives us the feeling that someone is looking out for us.
    It gives hope for an afterlife.

Credit: Team Annoy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 23 Votes: 8.70% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 23 Votes: 39.13% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 39 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 41 Votes: 53.66% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 122 Votes: 50.82% Annoying