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Biblical Character
The Resume
Creator of everything (did it all in six days)
Not very good at science
Why he might be annoying
Despite the lack of concrete facts of his existence, we must accept him on faith alone or possibly face terrible consequences.
He has hundreds of different names.
He is credited with originating even more things than Howard Stern.
If he is going to take credit for all the good things he created, he must also take blame for all the bad things (like war, disasters, disease, famine...)
Many people are killed in his name.
He needs to be prayed to and praised constantly (Is he insecure?).
He gave us rules and laws that are sometime contradictory.
No one who is reliable ever saw him.
We don't even know if God has a gender.
He only speaks in riddles and does things in mysterious ways, probably to prove how stupid his children are.
Most of his mortal salesmen are ex-cons, child molesters, and bigots.
People believe in him at their convenience.
Why he might not be annoying
It feels good to think or know he is there.
He is omnipotent.
Even though science holds more weight than religion, people continue to take his side.
He could beat up Superma, but he wouldn't because Superman was wheelchair bound (and that's just cruel!).
He promotes reading with his best selling story book, 'The Bible.'
He loves you.
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Year In Review:
For 2021, as of last week, Out of 995 Votes: 16.68% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 613 Votes: 42.90% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1795 Votes: 43.29% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3699 Votes: 40.85% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2580 Votes: 50.31% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1253 Votes: 46.93% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 29514 Votes: 14.53% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 1760 Votes: 41.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 23743 Votes: 28.31% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 4738 Votes: 45.78% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 1887 Votes: 47.91% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 1639 Votes: 42.95% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 1672 Votes: 36.06% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 1104 Votes: 33.97% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 4544 Votes: 46.65% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 4514 Votes: 37.82% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 2233 Votes: 51.10% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 7103 Votes: 43.36% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 3847 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 445875 Votes: 49.06% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 34606 Votes: 73.12% Annoying
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