The Resume

(March 24, 1961- )
Born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Designated hitter/Outfielder for the Seattle Mariners (1983-1985)

Why he might be annoying:

His middle name is Eugene.
He never attended college.
He hit only one home run in each of the first two years of his career.
His career was a bust.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was the first player to be drafted by the Mariners as the first overall pick of the 1979 MLB Draft.
He committed just one error.
He threw and batted left handed.

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Baseball's First Overall Draft Picks (Ranked: 1979)
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Autographed Photo
• Look At My Trading Card
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 2]
• Profiles 25251-25500 (Ranked: 25335)
• Seattle Mariners

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 76.47% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying