The Resume

(May 25, 1948- )
Scorpions vocalist (1971- )
Played on ‘Lonesome Crow,' ‘Virgin Killer,' ‘Lovedrive,' ‘Animal Magnetism,' ‘Blackout,' ‘Love at First Sting,' ‘Crazy World' and ‘Unbreakable'

Why he might be annoying:

He has a weird name.
He is short and bald.
He looks like Dio.
When he wears a beret, he looks like Hugo Chavez.
He came up with song titles like ‘Robot Man,' ‘Bad Boys Running Wild' and ‘We Let It Rock…You Let It Roll.'
He said that he does not like headaches, intolerance and orange carpets.
He sings too many girlie rock ballads.

Why he might not be annoying:

He served in the military.
He had two surgeries to remove polyps from his vocal cords.
His performance in the ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane' video gave Beavis and Butthead a lot of material to work with.
He has a distinct voice.

Credit: Oreo Victim

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Belters
• Falsettos
• Hit Parader's Top 100 Heavy Metal Vocalists of All Time (Ranked: 22)
• I Sing About Rock 'n Roll
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Beret
• Look at My Drums
• Look at My Tongue
• Men With High Voices
• Profiles 16751-17000 (Ranked: 16861)
• Vocalists Who Look Pained When they Sing

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 62 Votes: 59.68% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 36 Votes: 47.22% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 68 Votes: 69.12% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 121 Votes: 70.25% Annoying