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Jordan Carver
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    (January 30, 1986- )
    Born in Trier, Rhineland-Palatinate , Germany
    Birth name was Ina-Maria Schnitzer
    Settled in Los Angeles, California
    39HH-24-35 (99-61-89 cm)
    Creator of (2010)
    Her tatas are almost 40 inches. And a double-H.
    She has grey eyes.
    Two taboos on her website: signing cards and signed pictures.
    A zaftig Bavarian Fraulein, according to The Smoking Jacket.
    Ironically, she referred to her 14-year-old self as ‘a little chicken’ (flat chest). But then she turned 15…
    ‘When I was a kid I was very active. Sort of a tomboy.’
    She paid her dues in the modeling system by working as a make-up artist.
    Her musical tastes run the gamut, from Nirvana to Lady Gaga to Mozart.
    Because of her workouts, German publication Bild nicknamed her ‘Yoga Jordan.’ (One yoga snapshot became highly popular over there.)
    She was a five-time cover girl for Britain’s ZOO magazine.
    By 2011, she had scored some 10,000 Facebook fans; at the end of the year, that number quadrupled.

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