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Mark Melancon

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Baseball Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He actually eats flavored crickets.
    He speaks openly of his faith in interviews.
    He bears a striking resemblance to actor Brent Hinkley.
    His longest stay on one team was three years.
    He blew six save opportunities during his first season with the Padres.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has a bucket list for things he wanted to go and witness throughout the course of his life.
    He declined a contract offer from the Los Angeles Dodgers in order to concentrate on his studies at the University of Arizona.
    He established himself as a reputable setup man following his trade to the Pirates.
    He came up with the 'shark tank' rally cry for the Pirates during the 2013 season, which was remembered for the team ending their 29 year playoff drought.

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 67 Votes: 70.15% Annoying