The Resume

(circa 1975- )
Resides in Florida and New York
Nightclub hostess and VIP coordinator
Alleged mistress of Tiger Woods

Why she might be annoying:

She has a Facebook account.
Her 2004 marriage lasted only four months.
Her lips appear augmented.
She allegedly had an affair with actor David Boreanaz while his wife was pregnant and with baseball star Derek Jeter .
She was in Melbourne, Australia at the same time Woods was attending the Australian Masters. (November 2009)
Persistent rumors circulated that she rendezvoused with Woods in Los Angeles, New York and Las Vegas.
She hired attorney Gloria Allred to represent her in response to the affair allegations.
She named her two dogs Ozzy Osbourne and Rudy Giuliani.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her first fiance died in the September 11 attacks.
She suffered an emotional breakdown two years after the 9-11 attacks.
She denied her affair with Woods even on the heels of Tiger's public apology to his fans and family for his transgressions.
She is a former news producer.
She came from a wealthy family.

Credit: Batty

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2010 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 79)
• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 09]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1291975)
• Collagen Injected Lips
• Fab Life's 27 Most Scandalous Alleged Celebrity Mistresses (Ranked: 5)
• Gallery of the Absurd
• I am a Karen
• I am an Adulterer
• I Became a Mom in 2012
• I Married for Less than Two Years
• I Probably Banged Derek Jeter
• I Probably Banged Tiger Woods
• I Was the Subject of a Taiwanese Animated News Segment [Apple Daily-NMA]
• Look at Me and My Pet
• Look at Me, I'm in Agony
• Look at Me, I'm Knocked Knees
• Look at Me, I'm with the Cops
• My Plastic Surgery Sucked [According to Awful Plastic Surgery.Com]
• Our Marriage Didn't Make It To Our First Anniversary
• Profiles 27501-27750 (Ranked: 27582)
• VH-1's Celebrity Rehab 4 [2010]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 86 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 36 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 101 Votes: 53.47% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 37 Votes: 51.35% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 90 Votes: 65.56% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 98 Votes: 80.61% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 112 Votes: 77.68% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 723 Votes: 64.04% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 1154 Votes: 75.13% Annoying