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Krista Klumpp

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (July 7, 1985- )
    Born in Smiths Station, Alabama
    Lost fourth duel on Survivor Redemption Island (fifth exiled)
    Pharmaceutical sales representative
    Auburn University cheerleader
    Sports Illustrated On Campus Cheerleader of the Week (November 9, 2006)
    5th place in Miss Alabama USA pageants (2007, 2009)

Why she might be annoying:

    Her name sounds like something out of a live-action Disney flick.
    One of her favorite movies is ‘Sister Act 2.’
    She is a fan of The Price Is Right — which explains her ‘ultimate dream job… to become a game show host.’
    She is a fan of Mariah Carey and Kelly Clarkson.
    She considers mascara (and a credit card) a necessity women must carry at all times.
    ‘I’m actually really excited about not having to wash my hair.’
    She’s no Natalie White!
    Her take on the Tribal Council at which she was sent to Redemption Island? ‘The Brady Bunch has gone camping.’ (If only she’d heard Phillip’s ‘redheaded stepchild’ reference!)
    She claims her great grandfather invented Velveeta cheese. (Source: Sports Illustrated)

Why she might not be annoying:

    One of her favorite movies is ‘Sweet Home Alabama.’
    Ironically, while being a member of his ‘harem,’ she was in the majority among cast members who weren’t Russell fans.
    Casting had a field day with her (they love cheerleaders, sales reps, and pageant competitors).
    Just say ‘War eagle’ and she lights up.
    She is a fan of Desperate Housewives.
    She doesn’t believe anyone comes to Survivor for anything but the money.
    As she and Stephanie became sure targets at Zapatera's second Tribal Council, they held hands. - Awwwwwwwww!
    She had a healthy lead in her face off challenge with Matt but eventually lost it.
    Upon her defeat in Redemption Island, she gave Matt her Bible (her personal effect).

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Batty


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 682 Votes: 18.62% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 73 Votes: 53.42% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 76 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 81 Votes: 50.62% Annoying