The Resume

(circa 1980- )
Two-time Eastern Surfing Association Junior Women's champ

Why she might be annoying:

She was stung by a jellyfish.
She has a pierced belly button.
She has a teddy bear tattoo on her abdomen.
She was knocked out by a wave.
Her favorite TV channel is the Weather Channel.

Why she might not be annoying:

She is a spokesperson for water safety and CPR.
She said: 'Oh, when you get held under...one of the first things you learn when you're surfing is how not to panic. You have to tell yourself not to panic. And it gets scary, because sometimes the water's murky, and you open your eyes and you can't tell if you're looking up or down.'
She posed totally nude for Playboy.
She ranked #83 (2002) in Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2002 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 47)
• AC/DC
• Look at Me, I'm Surfing
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 94)
• Piercings [A-K]
• Posed For Playboy
• Profiles 4001-4250 (Ranked: 4037)
• Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 83)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 26 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 40 Votes: 57.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 17 Votes: 17.65% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 48 Votes: 47.92% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 38 Votes: 55.26% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 2923 Votes: 28.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 279 Votes: 62.37% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 423 Votes: 46.81% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 141 Votes: 41.84% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 128 Votes: 36.72% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 103 Votes: 42.72% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 250 Votes: 50.80% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 153 Votes: 45.10% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 480 Votes: 42.08% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 575 Votes: 50.96% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1123 Votes: 42.48% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 12657 Votes: 35.13% Annoying