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    (December 18, 1977- )
    Birth name is William Welch
    Debut as a wrestler November 11, 1996
    6'1, 210 pounds
    Former CZW champion, XPW champion, and XPW Deathmatch champion

Why he might be annoying:

    He works as a professional wrestler.
    He enjoys playing violent video games such as Manhunt.
    He slept with Rob Black's wife Lizzy Borden (AKA Janet Romano).
    His character is that he is Jesus Christ reincarnated to destroy sinners.
    Although he is a good athlete, he usually wrestled in death matches involving thumbtacks and barbed wire in Rob Black's XPW.
    He started wrestling as soon as he got out of high school.
    He has used names like 'The Blunatic' and 'Iron Mike Earhardt.'
    At a show in California, the crowd chanted 'You fucked Lizzy!' to him, to which he replied 'And she loved it!'
    He once led a group called the HI-V (Pronounced 'High Five'), and was also in a group called the Black Army.
    His finisher is called the Godsmack.
    He prefers being called Billy to William.
    He usually wrestles wearing all black.
    During interviews, he swears a lot more than you'd think Jesus would.

Why he might not be annoying:

    When he debuted the Jesus Christ character, he gained a huge cult following.
    He is actually a Christian in real life.
    On August 1, 2002, two attackers broke into his apartment while he was playing Grand Theft Auto 3. They threw a fish tank at him, and cut off his right thumb with garden shears.They almost chopped off his penis as well.
    It was believed that Rob Black (AKA Robert Zicari) hired the two men because Welch had slept with his wife.
    This whole incident was featured on America's Most Wanted, in case you think it was a wrestling storyline.
    He continued wrestling less than a month after being attacked.
    He is naturally right handed, but is probably left handed now.
    He really loves his family.
    He was in the video game Backyard Wrestling 2, for PlayStation 2 and X-Box.

Credit: Tucan


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 21 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 36 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 84.21% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 71.70% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 41 Votes: 63.41% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 81 Votes: 71.60% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 115 Votes: 77.39% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 97 Votes: 75.26% Annoying