The Resume

(January 17, 1933-May 3, 1987)
Resided in Paris
Committed suicide (barbiturates) in Paris, France at 54
Sings 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini' and 'Ciao Amore Ciao'
Acted in 'Sixth Day (1986),' 'I Love You (1968),' 'Stranger from Hong-Kong (1963)' and '$100 a Night (1959)'

Why she might be annoying:

She smoked.
She committed suicide in 1987, 20 years to the day after her first unsuccessful suicide attempt in 1967.
She used a pretentious single name--Dalida.
She never made a serious attempt to become popular in America.
She is now extremely popular in gay bars.

Why she might not be annoying:

She is the best selling European female singer and third in the world (behind Madonna and Celine Dion).
Her career spanned from 1956-1987.
She sold over 125,000,000 records.
She received numerous awards.
Madonna likes her.
She won several beauty pageants before becoming a singer in 1956.

Credit: P. Lemieux

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Actresses of Italian Descent
• Beauty Pageant Contestants
• Black Chic's Least Annoying (Ranked: 19)
• B-Movie Babes
• Bubble Gum Music
• Carmen Miranda Impersonators
• Carnegie Hall Concerts
• Celine Dion Covered My Song
• Christian Dior Models
• Collie Owners
• Comediennes
• Cougars - Women Who Stayed Hot Passed Their 42nd Birthday
• Dalida Covered My Song
• Damaged Women
• Dead Celebrity Cults
• Disco Divas
• Emanuel Ungaro Models
• Fag Hags [Women Loved by Gay Men]
• Fashion Role Models
• Film Noir Femme Fatales
• Folk Singers
• French New Wave Films
• Goat Vocalists
• Google Modified Its Logo For My Birthday (Google Doodles)
• Hazel Eyes
• Huge Eye Wear
• Husband Thieves
• I am a Citizen of France
• I am Egyptian
• I am Not a Natural Blonde
• I Am the Madonna of My Country
• I Appeared in Hologram Form
• I Attempted Suicide and Screwed it Up
• I Committed Suicide
• I Covered an Elvis Song
• I Covered Ben E. King’s ‘Stand By Me’
• I Covered 'La Vie en Rose'
• I Covered 'Last Christmas'
• I Died in 1987 (Ranked: 54)
• I Died of a Drug Overdose
• I Had a Peek-a-Boo Hairstyle [Veronica Lake Style]
• I Had Corrective Eye Laser Surgery
• I Have Eating Disorders [Bulimia/Anorexia]
• I Inspired a Dance
• I Inspired a Hair Style
• I Like to Dress All in White
• I Love Younger Men [Tad Poling]
• I Made the Guinness Book of World Records
• I Married and Divorced in the Same Calender Year
• I Married for Less than Two Years
• I Married My Manager
• I Performed at Budokan Hall [Tokyo, Japan]
• I Portrayed a Spy
• I Portrayed Cleopatra
• I Probably Banged Dalida
• I Probably Banged Marlene Dietrich
• I Record Music That Sounds Kinda Gay
• I Recorded ‘Autumn Leaves’
• I Recorded a Concept Album
• I Recorded a Diamond Album
• I Sampled ‘Besame Mucho’
• I Sing About Monday
• I Sing About Telephones
• I Sing About Tequila
• I Sing About Tuesday
• I Turned Down the Legion of Honor
• I Was Voted the Greatest Person From My Country (Ranked: 8)
• I'm Buried at Montmartre Cemetery in Paris
• I'm Depressed [Reportedly Anxiety]
• Influenced by Teilhard de Chardin
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, I'm Dressed Like a Genie
• Look at My Bling Bling
• Look at My Pyramid
• Look at My Toys
• Man's World
• Models Who Committed Suicide
• Musicians Who Act
• Musicians Who Can't Read Music
• My Dad was Violent/Abusive
• My Favorite Color is Black
• My Favorite Color is Green
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [A-L]
• My Significant Other Committed Suicide
• Olympia Concerts
• Our Marriage Didn't Make It To Our First Anniversary
• Profiles 10001-10250 (Ranked: 10084)
• Pug Owners
• Rapunzels
• Rimmel Models
• Squinty/Beady Eyes
• Variety Show Hosts
• Visually Impaired
• Vocalists Who Look Pained When they Sing
• Voice Synthesizer Users
• Wannabe Jews
• White Women Loved by Blacks
• Women Who had Abortions
• Women With Deep Voices
• Women with Ethereal Voices
• Yves Saint Laurent Models

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 37 Votes: 45.95% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 51 Votes: 50.98% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 40 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 61 Votes: 67.21% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 131 Votes: 62.60% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 208 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 256 Votes: 68.36% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 44 Votes: 75.00% Annoying