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Gerald Gardner

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The Resume

    (June 13, 1884-February 12, 1964)
    Born near Liverpool, England
    Founded Wicca (circa 1939)
    Wrote 'Keris and Other Malay Weapons (1936),' 'High Magick's Aid (1949),' 'Witchcraft Today (1954)' and 'The Meaning of Witchcraft (1959)'
    Known as 'Britain's Chief Witch'
    Sometimes used the pen name 'Scire'

Why he might be annoying:

    He was a cheapskate.
    He was vain and conceited.
    He was obsessed with the occult.
    He thought he had psychic powers.
    He claimed to be descended from a woman burned at the stake for witchcraft, but there's no proof.
    He was friends with the wacky Satanist Aleister Crowley.
    Many of his ideas about 'real' witchcraft come either from Crowley's lies or from the quack anthropology of Margaret Murray.
    He was described by a fellow Wiccan as being 'more interested in outlets for his nudist and voyeuristic activities than in learning anything about authentic witchcraft.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He had asthma.
    He enjoyed reading.
    He was a renowned expert on Malay history and culture.
    He supported free love and practiced Tantric sex.
    His wife thought his witchcraft stuff was crazy, but she stayed with him anyway.
    Wiccans revere him as the father of their religion.
    He was a vocal supporter of the British war effort during World War II.
    He and Crowley got together to cast spells against Hitler (who knows, maybe it worked).

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 60 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 78 Votes: 52.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 79 Votes: 82.28% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 54 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 33 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 160 Votes: 75.62% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 221 Votes: 77.83% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 131 Votes: 72.52% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 295 Votes: 69.49% Annoying