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Matthew Smith

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The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    At 6’4½, he isn’t even the tallest contestant of the season!
    Having claimed experience in the craft, he called the walk-on part – the reward in the acting challenge at the CW studio – ‘the best prize by far.’ (Even though someone else won.)
    For the Truth or Dare at the model digs, he challenged Kari to make out with Mirjana (they did).
    Having claimed to produce ‘a ton of photo shoots in my life,’ he believed he had the Electric Love Army ad campaign shoot in the bag.
    He minced no words about his performance at the Corybot photo shoot — ‘the more I listen to him (the photographer), the worse the photo gets.’
    If you thought Denzel’s beard weave was bad, look at this guy’s own beard.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is perfectly comfortable with his sexuality.
    He won the first challenge of the season, a photo shoot on a moving Los Angeles subway train (only one other contestant survived to the final stage).
    At the beach campfire for the shoot that determined the official cast snapshots, he offered his coat to Mirjana — and admitted it was a flirting tactic.
    At the acting challenge, paired off with Raelia, his audition drew comparisons to someone else named Matthew.
    Despite being heterosexual, he got into a bromance-showmance with Will.
    Early in his own ouster episode, Denzel expressed hope that he would get the top score that allowed him to return.
    Probably to avoid confusion, his Instagram profile (‘no labels ever’) uses his middle name of Stephen.
    He handcrafts denim jackets and other apparel — one of which was signed by Kari (see mattasses.com).

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 60 Votes: 51.67% Annoying