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Albert Destrade

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He credits his ‘phenomenal tan’ to spending seven days a week out on a ball field.
    He resembles Alex Rodriguez.
    He gives viewers Sash (Nicaragua) deja vu.
    ‘Coaches are leaders and leaders don’t do well on Survivor.’ (Well, some of them have won)
    He was originally recruited to be on Amazing Race.
    During the challenge involving the roast pig, he nearly tipped over his the Upolu basket (they ultimately amassed two ounces more than the Savaii).
    He valued Mikayla’s challenge prowess over Edna’s blind loyalty.
    Rick referred to him as Princess Albert and a Barbie doll.
    While watching them do camp chores, he quipped that the other Te Tuna thought the show’s tagline was ‘Outclean, Outgather, Outorganize.’

Why he might not be annoying:

    He admits to not being an outdoorsman (which Edna confirmed by noting he spent two straight hours in a hammock while she did camp laundry).
    He sported an impressive bulge every time he walked around in his trunks.
    In the episode where Stacey lost the duel, he found a clue to the hidden immunity idol — which helped Coach find the idol!
    At the final duel before the merge, he whispered to Coach that he didn’t buy Ozzy’s act about the hidden idol play John supposedly pulled off.
    Having selected Coach to be part of his reward of a massage and bush shower, he asked if there was a third massage table (there wasn’t) and if he could surrender his reward to another player (he chose John).
    He described Sophie as too dangerous to be facing the jury, Rick as no danger at all, and himself as the ‘rogue in the middle of the Coach cult.’
    He enjoyed time with his mom as she visited him during the game.
    During the wall-scaling puzzle challenge, he took some huge descending leaps to deposit the bags containing his pieces.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


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Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying