The Resume

(February 18, 1985- )
Parents were Una James and Leslie Malvo
Emigrated from Jamaica to Antigua (1998)
Met John Allen Muhammad in a homeless shelter
Lived in a house in Tacoma, WA, with Muhammad
Arrested by security forces at a rest stop on I-70
Faces the death penalty in Virginia on charges of killing an FBI analyst
Admitted to participating in several other murders with Muhammad

Why he might be annoying:

He was born out of wedlock.
His defense team is trying to portray him as a victim of brainwashing (this theory has been dismissed as junk science by most who have examined it).
He boasted to police about shooting (or helping Muhammad shoot) over a dozen people in the Washington, DC area.
He laughed at the victims and said he would do it again.
He entered the US illegally with his mom, was arrested, then set free by the INS against the recommendation of the Border Patrol.

Why he might not be annoying:

His high school classmates described him as opinionated and polite.
His father (who last saw him in 1998) said that: 'He was a happy kid, good kid, liked school, never got into any trouble.'

Credit: Wang

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 64)
• Baby Faces
• Criminals
• I am West Indian
• I Was Brainwashed
• I'm a Bastard
• Long Names
• Profiles 9751-10000 (Ranked: 9795)
• Snipers
• Wang's Profiles [Series 2]
• War on Terrorism Players

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 147 Votes: 54.42% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 35 Votes: 37.14% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 75 Votes: 61.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 29 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 293 Votes: 52.90% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 177 Votes: 56.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 136 Votes: 59.56% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 36 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 73 Votes: 50.68% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 77 Votes: 53.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 186 Votes: 74.73% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 124 Votes: 79.03% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 182 Votes: 66.48% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 442 Votes: 60.18% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 200 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 257 Votes: 77.43% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 591 Votes: 76.31% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1466 Votes: 69.03% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 2055 Votes: 70.56% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 543 Votes: 69.80% Annoying