The Resume

(January 13, 1987- )
Born in Indianapolis, Indiana
Birth name is John Joseph Louis Johnson III
Drafted 3rd overall by the Carolina Hurricanes in the 2005 NHL Draft
Defenseman for the Los Angeles Kings (2007-12) and Columbus Blue Jackets

Why he might be annoying:

He failed to come to terms on an entry level contract with the Hurricanes, which was a key factor in his trade.
He set the Wolverines school record for most penalty minutes recorded by a freshman.
He shares his name with a musician and a boxer.
He's been accused of frequently making dirty hits on other players.
He opted to forfeit his remaining college eligibility to pursue a pro career.
He missed out on being a member of the Kings Stanley Cup championship team as he was traded to the last place Columbus Blue Jackets at the trade deadline (2012).

Why he might not be annoying:

He honed his skills through the U.S. Under 18 Development Program.
He is considered a franchise player by hockey pundits.
He combined size, skill and scoring to be a complete player.
He became a fan favorite in both Los Angeles and at the University of Michigan.
He was high school classmates with Sidney Crosby at Shattuck-Saint Mary's hockey academy.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bankruptcy
• Chicago Blackhawks
• Colorado Avalanche
• Columbus Blue Jackets
• Dicks and Johnsons
• I am a Hoosier [Indiana]
• I Attended Shattuck-St. Mary's Prep School
• Ice Hockey Players
• Los Angeles Kings
• New York Rangers
• NHL Defensemen
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 131)
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Pittsburgh Penguins
• Profiles 21501-21750 (Ranked: 21548)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 09]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 52 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 51 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying