The Resume

(November 22, 1961- )
Birth name is Hadley Mariel Hemingway
Married to Stephen Crisman (1984- )
Author of 'Finding My Balance' (2003)
Owner of Sacred Cow yoga studio in Boise, Idaho
Portrayed Sydney on 'Civil Wars'
Starred in 'Lipstick,' 'Manhattan,' 'Superman IV,' 'Amerika,' 'The Mean Season,' 'Star 80,' 'Personal Best,' 'Delirious,' 'The Suicide Club,' 'September' and Roads End'
Sister of Margaux Hemingway
Granddaughter of writer Ernest Hemingway

Why she might be annoying:

She got breast implants to star in 'Star 80' (1983).
Ten years after getting breast implants, she went from silicon to a smaller saline breast (1993).
She smokes.

Why she might not be annoying:

Five of her relatives, including her sister Margaux, committed suicide.
She participated in 'Voices that Care.'
She appeared nude in a number of movies and a Playboy spread.
She appeared totally nude on ABC TV's 'Civil Wars' (1983).
Her parents named her after a small fishing village in Cuba.
She had her saline implants removed (2001).
Her husband Stephen has cancer.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Amazon Women
• Bob Fosse Films
• Box Office Poison
• Butter Faces [Female]
• Celebrity Ghost Stories
• Cursed
• Daughters of Celebrities
• Entertainers Loved by Lesbians
• High Society's 30 Sexiest Celebrities [October 1986]
• I Attended the Premiere of ‘Batman’ [1989]
• I Became a Mom in 1987
• I Became a Mom in 1989
• I Do Yoga
• I Exposed My Breasts on Mainstream TV
• I Had Breast Enhancement [Some Alleged]
• I Had My Breast Implants Removed
• I Have Eating Disorders [Bulimia/Anorexia]
• I Married in 1984
• I Portrayed a Gay on TV
• I Portrayed a Lesbian
• I Portrayed a Waitress
• I Retired, Just Kidding
• I Separated from My Spouse [2008]
• I Sung on 'Voices That Care' [1991]
• Known By a Middle Name
• Liquid Generations 10 Lesbian Kisses on TV (Ranked: 7)
• Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time [2003] (Ranked: 97)
• Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time [2009] (Ranked: 55)
• My Attention Span is Limited [Reportedly A.D.D.]
• My Character Was Fictionally Raped
• Naked Gun [Series]
• No Bra Necessary
• One of My Siblings Committed Suicide
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Posed For Playboy
• Profiles 1751-2000 (Ranked: 1764)
• Roseanne - Guest Stars
• Saturday Night Live Hosts [1995-99] (Ranked: 1995)
• Sixty-Nine
• Studio 54 Regulars
• Vegans
• VH-1's Celebrity Paranomal Project [2006]
• Woody Allen's Recasts

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 31.25% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 304 Votes: 47.04% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 148 Votes: 45.95% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 145 Votes: 48.97% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 31 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 32 Votes: 46.88% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 61 Votes: 68.85% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 35 Votes: 94.29% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 28 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 58 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 254 Votes: 40.16% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 434 Votes: 60.60% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 687 Votes: 49.34% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 456 Votes: 48.46% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 461 Votes: 35.14% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 934 Votes: 32.55% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 1661 Votes: 43.65% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1435 Votes: 44.81% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 2222 Votes: 41.90% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 2172 Votes: 40.79% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 998 Votes: 43.99% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3142 Votes: 35.14% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 38891 Votes: 33.82% Annoying