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Henri Paul

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The Resume

    (July 3, 1956-August 31, 1997)
    Head of security at the Hôtel Ritz Paris
    Limo driver that drove Princess Diana and boyfriend Dodi Al-Fayed from the hotel and crashed, killing all three and injuring a bodyguard

Why he might be annoying:

    Several blood alcohol tests revealed he was three to four times over the legal limit for drunk driving.
    Though witnesses stated he did not appear drunk, alcohol and Prozac were found in his system.
    He drove recklessly at high speed trying to avoid paparazzi that resulted in the fatal crash.
    Though the hotel paid for his training as a driver by Mercedes-Benz, he never secured a required limousine chauffeur's license.
    He had ties to the French Secret Service and was linked to info provided to the British MI6 (Secret Intelligence Service).

Why he might not be annoying:

    After he was off duty, he was summoned back for chauffeur duty. His whereabouts for three hours prior to the crash were unknown.
    He had a degree in mathematics and science and was a classically trained pianist.
    He served in the French Air Force.
    He secured a private pilot's license that regularly checks for abnormalities and passed his annual pilot's physical three days before the crash.
    The physical and autopsy showed no signs of alcoholism, a fact many acquaintances reaffirmed, stating he was not a 'drinker.'
    Friends say he was a character with a sense of humor who loved flying and never became intoxicated.
    He was not allowed to be cremated per family request in case he had to be 'dug up' for further tests and inquiries.

Credit: Scar Tactics


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 97 Votes: 53.61% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 32 Votes: 71.88% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 21 Votes: 76.19% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 41 Votes: 68.29% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 139 Votes: 75.54% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 90 Votes: 76.67% Annoying