The Resume

(March 28, 1987- )
Born in Quincy, Illinois
Grooming expert for the Netflix reboot of ‘Queer Eye’
Hosts the comedy web series ‘Gay of Thrones’ on ‘Funny or Die’ and the podcast ‘Getting Curious with Jonathan Van Ness’

Why he might be annoying:

As a teen, he would use online chat rooms to arrange meetings with older men for sex.
At college, he spent the monthly allowance from his parents on cocaine.
To avoid asking his parents for more money, he turned to prostitution.
He once gained 70 pounds in three months binge-eating junk food.
He calls himself ‘a total ham.’
He signed up as the celeb spokesperson for Poo-Pouri toilet spray.

Why he might not be annoying:

He developed his sense of humor aa a coping mechanism for being bullied.
He was sexually abused by an older boy at church.
He was the first male cheerleader in his high school.
He decided to get clean from hard drugs after learning he was HIV positive.
He went public about his past because ‘I want people to realize you’re never too broken to be fixed.’

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 73]
• Cheerleaders - Male
• College Drop Outs
• Hairdressers and Barbers
• I Abused Cocaine
• I Abused Methamphetamines/Crystal Meth
• I Attended University of Arizona
• I Came Out in 2019
• I Do Yoga
• I Have AIDS/HIV
• I Have Eating Disorders [Bulimia/Anorexia]
• I Identify as Gender Non-Binary
• I Performed in Celebrity Autobiography
• Listennotes Top 30 Podcasts Everyone Should Tune In To [2019]
• Look at Me, I'm on the Red Carpet
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing See-Thru Clothes
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 45751-46000 (Ranked: 45839)
• Whores and Johns

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 38 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying