The Resume

(May 27, 1966- )
Drummer for Alice in Chains
Recorded the albums ‘Facelift,' ‘Sap,' ‘Dirt,' ‘Jar of Flies' and ‘Alice in Chains'

Why he might be annoying:

He is a huge fan of lawn darts.
He once said of his job, ‘I hit things with sticks.'
Interviewers do not like to interview him because he tends to give sarcastic answers to their questions.
He has very long hair.
He started out playing country music.

Why he might not be annoying:

At age three, he learned drums.
When he was nine, he drummed in a band with his grandpa.
He said ‘What the fuck is grunge?'
When asked to play with Poison, his response was ‘No but, I drink regularly, which also makes me want to vomit.'
He has a pet monkey.
He has the gift of gab.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alice in Chains
• Drummers
• Grunge
• I am a Seattleite
• I Got a Monkey
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm Giving Thumbs Up
• Profiles 19001-19250 (Ranked: 19033)
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 2]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 35.29% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 390 Votes: 49.49% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 1431 Votes: 44.72% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 65 Votes: 53.85% Annoying