The Resume

(May 15, 1974- )
Birth name is Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa
Son of Frank Zappa
Brother of Moon Unit Zappa, Diva Zappa and Dweezil Zappa
Appeared in the movies 'Pump Up the Volume,' 'Anarchy TV,' 'Jack Frost' and 'Ready to Rumble'
Married to Selma Blair (2004)

Why he might be annoying:

There's a website dedicated to him from an obsessed fan which features 15 (and counting) letters that she's written him. He has yet to reply to a single one.
He's performed his 'music' in the nude.
He's appeared in many awful movies.
He's considered the ugly Zappa son.
He has a tattoo on his right arm.
He shaves his head.
He's a judge on Star Search, even though he has yet to be discovered.
He said of his wedding to Selma Blair: 'I want to have and I'm not lying, dwarves doing karaoke.'
His name rhymes with vomit.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's Frank Zappa's son.
He has good relationships with his siblings.
He used to date Rose McGowan.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5151974)
• Circus of the Stars: Performers
• Hippie Names
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 3]
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Live in My Sibling's Shadow
• I Married in 2004
• I Met My Spouse on a Blind Date
• I Performed with Frank Zappa
• I'm a Valley Dude
• I'm a Zappa
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Look at My Keyboard
• MTV's VJs and Hosts
• Profiles 9751-10000 (Ranked: 9960)
• Roseanne - Guest Stars
• Sons of Celebrities
• Star Search Judges [2002-04]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 31 Votes: 22.58% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 40 Votes: 57.50% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 42 Votes: 59.52% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 102 Votes: 72.55% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 443 Votes: 58.24% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 281 Votes: 70.11% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 887 Votes: 61.56% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 119 Votes: 44.54% Annoying