The Resume

(January 9, 1953- )
Born in Santurce, San Juan, Puerto Rico
Shortstop for the L.A. Dodgers (1974-76), Chicago Cubs (1977-81), Philadelphia Phillies (1982-84), St. Louis Cardinals (1985), N.Y. Yankees (1986), S.F. Giants (1987) and Detroit Tigers (1988)
Career stats:
21 home runs, 324 RBIs, 194 stolen bases, .254 batting average

Why he might be annoying:

He was a lightweight hitter.
15 career seasons - NO All-Star appearances.
In 1981, he had the worst statistics for qualified Triple Crown contenders, hitting no homers, just 13 RBIs, and an abysmal .194 batting average.
He was involved in one of the worst lopsided trades in Phillies history, who in 1982 gave up Philadelphia icon Larry Bowa and future Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg for him.
He was with five different teams his last five years in the majors, not including the Cincinnati Reds, who signed him as a free agent in 1986 and released him 12 days later without playing him.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a decent fielding shortstop (and occasional third baseman), posting a .963 fielding percentage.
He had 595 assists in 1977, 5th highest ever for a shortstop.
He led the National League with 104 runs scored in 1978.
On April 22, 1980, he hit for the cycle, the first Cub to do so since 1966.
He at least made it to the World Series twice, once with the '83 Phillies and the other time with the '85 Cardinals, though he won neither (we won't mention his .118 batting average in 17 at bats during those two contests).
He was on friendly terms with his fellow players and managers, rarely losing his cool.

Credit: Scar Tactics

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alien Heads
• Ant Eaters/Pinocchios [Big Noses]
• Baseball Players
• Born on May Day [May 1st] (Ranked: 1987)
• Chicago Cubs
• Detroit Tigers
• Gianormous Chins
• I am Puerto Rican
• I Hit For The Cycle (Ranked: 1980)
• I Played For the Yankees and Dodgers
• Los Angeles Dodgers
• Mustaches
• My Name is Jesus
• New York Yankees
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Profiles 29251-29500 (Ranked: 29490)
• San Francisco Giants
• Scar Tactics' Profiles [Series 09]
• Squinty/Beady Eyes
• St. Louis Cardinals

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying