Voting Station

Juan Pierre

Please vote to return to collections.

Baseball Player

The Resume

    (August 14, 1977- )
    Attended the University of South Alabama
    Bats left, throws left
    Member of the Colorado Rockies (2000-02), Florida Marlins (2003-2005), Chicago Cubs (2006), Los Angeles Dodgers (2007-2009), Chicago White Sox (2010-2011) and Philadelphia Phillies

Why he might be annoying:

    His name is Juan Pierre, even though he is neither Hispanic nor French.
    His middle name is D'Vaughn.
    He wears his baseball hat crooked.
    His specialty, stealing bases, is a lost art form.
    He enjoys free-style rapping.
    Stuart Scott, of ESPN, mocked his free-style rapping during the Florida Marlins' World Series parade.
    He wears clothes that are way too big on him.
    While on the Best Damn Sports Show Period, he mocked team mate Josh Beckett for using a coupon at a restaurant.
    He averages one home run every 500 at bats.
    He is often criticized for having too weak an arm, which leads the opposing team to often test it by tagging up for extra bases.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is left handed.
    He has no problem making a living by bunting or walking at every plate appearance.
    Rob Dibble called him the best lead off hitter in the game, saying he is smarter and faster than Ichiro.
    He is Dontrelle Willis' best friend and taught him the ropes to being a big league baseball player.
    The fans in Florida and Colorado appreciate his ability and dedication to the game.
    He is known for arriving at the park 7-10 hours before the game, so he can play fly balls and get extra batting practice in.
    His one home run in 2003 came in Pro Player Stadium, one of three toughest parks to hit a home run in.
    He helped lead the Marlins to their 2003 World Series win.
    He was the toughest hitter to strike out in 2003.

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 8.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 67.80% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 125 Votes: 74.40% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 98 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 139 Votes: 72.66% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 547 Votes: 68.56% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 262 Votes: 66.79% Annoying