The Resume

(circa 1975- )
Born in Brooklyn, New York
Star of the VH1 series 'Basketball Wives'
Wed Chad Johnson (July 4, 2012)

Why she might be annoying:

The term 'socialite' is just a polite way of stating she's a sports groupie who purportedly slept with athletes for designer 'Birkin' bags.
She had a daughter at 17.
She ended a decade-long engagement to basketballer Antoine Walker.
She had an affair with fellow basketball 'wife' Tami Roman's ex-husband, Kenny Anderson.
She met Chad through Twitter.
She printed T-shirts trademarked with her 'You Are A Non Fucking Factor, Bitch' retort to nemesis/basketball wife Jennifer Williams.

Why she might not be annoying:

She flaunted a voluptuous figure.
After finding a receipt for a box of condoms in the trunk of Chad's car, she confronted him.
He allegedly head-butted her, causing a 3-inch gash on her face and a concussion.
Retired NBA player, ex of Jennifer, and displayer of a huge knot on the forehead Eric Williams made fun of the altercation on Twitter.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 13]
• Born in Brooklyn, New York
• Groupies
• I am Puerto Rican
• I Like to Dress All in Red
• I Married and Divorced in the Same Calender Year
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Posed as Ariel (from Disney’s The Little Mermaid)
• Profiles 33251-33500 (Ranked: 33298)
• Socialites

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 105 Votes: 44.76% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 75 Votes: 44.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 124 Votes: 53.23% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 46.88% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 40 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 287 Votes: 80.84% Annoying