The Resume

(August 7, 1967- )
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Samantha on 'Grange Hill'
Appeared in 'Pirates,' 'The Golden Child,' 'Embrace of the Vampire,' Lipstick Camera' and 'Storyville'

Why she might be annoying:

When she 14 years old, she went out with a publisher, telling him she was 18.
She agreed to $8,000 to have sex with an arab guy, but instead took the money and ran away (1983).
She dated Mickey Rourke, Charlie Sheen and Eric Clapton.
She smokes.

Why she might not be annoying:

She said 'I love to be loved and I love to give love.'
She has a lesbian scene with Alyssa Milano in 'Embrace of the Vampire.'
She posed nude.
She ranked #7 in Celebrity Sleuth 25 Sexiest Women of 1996.
Shape Magazine selected her one of the nine best bodies of the '90s.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrity Skin's 20 Sexiest Women of 1994
• Celebrity Sleuth's 25 Sexiest [1996] (Ranked: 7)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 50 Best Boobs [Second Set] (Ranked: 26)
• I am Chilean
• I Portrayed a Lesbian
• Look at Me, I'm Dressed Like a Naughty School Girl
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Smoking
• Profiles 1001-1250 (Ranked: 1238)
• Roman Polanski Films

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 76 Votes: 40.79% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 82 Votes: 54.88% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 43 Votes: 48.84% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 295 Votes: 49.15% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 39 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 60 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 181 Votes: 33.70% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 88 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 871 Votes: 41.91% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 235 Votes: 56.17% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 302 Votes: 56.62% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 579 Votes: 62.00% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1657 Votes: 61.01% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 12841 Votes: 41.69% Annoying