The Resume

(September 1, 1959- )
Resides in Connecticut
ESPN/ESPN2 Sportscaster
Anchored 'SportSmash' and 'SportsCenter'
Reported on 'SportsNight'
Host of 'RPM2night'
Portrayed himself on 'Drew Carey Show' and 'BASEketball'

Why he might be annoying:

His deadpan expression copies Bob Uecker.
When calling a baseball game, he would mock sportscasters' outrageous home run calls with the likes of 'I am king of the diamond! Let there be an abundant clubhouse feast! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses in all the land!'
He promoted 'Dancing with the Stars' on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' and was the first voted off.
The judges on 'Dancing with the Stars' did not appreciate his humor.
He joins the list of other reality TV stars who were eliminated first.

Why he might not be annoying:

He graduated UNLV (1982).
He was a college back-up quarterback.
He was signed by the Seattle Seahawks (1982).
His NFL segment is called 'The Mayne Event.'
He sent ESPN his resume with a check box including 'Hired,' 'Not hired,' 'We'll hire you when there's an ESPN5.'

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bruce's Least Annoying [2006] (Ranked: 35)
• Dancing with the Stars [Complete] (Ranked: 2)
• Dancing with the Stars 02 [2006] (Ranked: 10)
• Dancing With the Stars: First to Exit the Ballroom (Ranked: 2)
• Deadpan Comedians
• Game Show Hosts
• Graduates of Junior/Community College
• I Attended University of Nevada, Las Vegas
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I Have at Least 4 Photos
• Look at Me, I'm Head Over Heels
• Male Sportscasters
• Profiles 17001-17250 (Ranked: 17211)
• Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Losing Managers (Ranked: 2003)
• Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Losing Managers (Ranked: 2005)
• Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Winning Managers (Ranked: 2001)
• Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Winning Managers (Ranked: 2002)
• Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Winning Managers (Ranked: 2004)
• Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Winning Managers (Ranked: 2007)
• Television Without Pity's 10 Worst 'Dancing with the Stars' Celebrities (Ranked: 6)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 27 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 30 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 38 Votes: 39.47% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 62 Votes: 56.45% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 124 Votes: 45.97% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 247 Votes: 72.06% Annoying