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Heidi Cortez

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The Resume

    (March 11, 1981- )
    Born in San Bernardino, California
    32D-25-37
    Tanning Salon Owner
    Radio Host of 'Tissue Time With Heidi Cortez' on Howard 101, SIRIUS Radio
    Author of 'Heidi's Bedtime Stories'

Why she might be annoying:

    She misspelled 'San Bernardino' on her website.
    She has breast implants.
    She only strips topless.
    Her eyes are a bit too close together.
    She has a tattoo of a burning man on her right leg.
    When asked what place she would like to visit the most, she said 'California' even though she was born and raised there.
    While on the Stern show, she masturbated and reenacted her sex tapes for Howard and the gang.
    She made Howard give her $1000 to get topless.
    She claims that she can only have one orgasm per day.

Why she might not be annoying:


Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 50 Votes: 78.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 28 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 73 Votes: 52.05% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 106 Votes: 39.62% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 213 Votes: 50.23% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 187 Votes: 58.29% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 394 Votes: 46.45% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 680 Votes: 50.88% Annoying