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Denton A. Cooley

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The Resume

    (August 22, 1920-November 18, 2016)
    Born in Houston, Texas
    Pioneering heart surgeon
    Performed the first heart transplant in the US (1968)
    Installed the first (temporary) artificial heart (1969)
    Received the Presidential Medal of Freedom (1984) and National Medal of Technology (1998)

Why he might be annoying:

    He had a decades-long feud with fellow heart surgery pioneer Michael DeBakey.
    He was censured by the American College of Surgeons for failing to get approval to implant the artificial heart in a patient.
    He went bankrupt with $100 million in debts during a downturn in real estate (1988).
    During the 2000 election, he was asked to review Dick Cheney's medical records.
    He plays in an all-physician band called the Heartbeats.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He played on the varsity basketball team at the University of Texas.
    Over a five-year period, he reduced the mortality rate for heart valve replacements from 70% to 8% (1962-67).
    The International Surgical Society called him 'the most valuable surgeon of heart and blood vessels anywhere in the world.'
    He invented fabric grafts and surgical tools used in cardiac surgery.
    He ended his feud with DeBakey when he presented DeBakey with a lifetime achievement award from the Cardiovascular Surgical Society (2007).

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 60 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 49 Votes: 65.31% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying