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Zane Knight

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    Probably not inaccurately, Katie judged him to be a ‘redneck guy that’s covered in tattoos.’
    He considers ice cream sprinkles a pet peeve.
    Referring to a contestant named Brandon (no doubt him), ‘If you all thought he was wild, wait till y’all get a load of me!’).
    Among others, he sports a Monster Frankenstein tattoo.
    He referred to the younger women in the cast – two of whom were on his tribe – as ‘a bunch of Supermodels.’
    When asked by Jeff Probst his feelings on the three teams, he said, ‘I’m happy with three tribes, as long as it ain’t celebrities!’ (not being aware that a former teen television star and a major league baseball player were on the boat with him).
    Running with Russell in the first stage of the first challenge – which he did not want – he promptly collapsed as they made their way out the bushes with the paddles (only a few steps behind the front-runners and far ahead of the other tribe).
    Guess whom else resides in his area?
    He made separate alliances with the sexes in his bid to sink Russell. Then he went and told the men about his alliance with the women. (Unanimous!)

Why he might not be annoying:

    He regards ‘Jesus and my wife’ as his inspirations.
    His reason for winning? He ‘can have a conversation with the President or a crack head.’
    He has the Serenity Prayer tattooed on one of his arms (which, according to Denise, indicated part of his life story).
    Fortunately, the pseudo-celebs weren’t in his tribe.
    While taking a dip, he noticed Russell digging around the shoreline — but didn’t realize he had only a clue to the hidden idol.
    On the vote he cast for Russell at Tribal Council: ‘If you ain’t first, you’re last.’
    Not since Fans vs. Favorites has a man been the first castoff (‘it sucks, man’).

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 46 Votes: 73.91% Annoying